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THE MAN SHED REPORT
THE MAN SHED REPORT, Hasn’t every red-blooded man waited his own MAN SHED?
Of course he has, his Ca...
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Of course he has, his Ca...
THE MAN SHED REPORT Martin E. Silenus
THE MAN SHED REPORT, Hasn’t every red-blooded man waited his own MAN SHED?
Of course he has, his Castle away from home where the world is his and his alone, his man cave filled with his specific interests. A place where he can say what he pleases, drink his libations, smoke his preferences, listen to rock music loud, watch whatever the hell he wants on a huge assed TV, BBQ whatever and whenever, and have who ever tickles his fancy over to party! Hell yeah, oh hell yeah. The way life should be for a hard working male!
Then you need to read this book to learn how I went about acquiring the male dream MAN SHED. It’s an eye-opener and will provide you with a laundry lists of “don’t do it this way”.
THE MAN SHED REPORT, by Martin E. Silenus. A personal story of what really transpires when we
Of course he has, his Castle away from home where the world is his and his alone, his man cave filled with his specific interests. A place where he can say what he pleases, drink his libations, smoke his preferences, listen to rock music loud, watch whatever the hell he wants on a huge assed TV, BBQ whatever and whenever, and have who ever tickles his fancy over to party! Hell yeah, oh hell yeah. The way life should be for a hard working male!
Then you need to read this book to learn how I went about acquiring the male dream MAN SHED. It’s an eye-opener and will provide you with a laundry lists of “don’t do it this way”.
THE MAN SHED REPORT, by Martin E. Silenus. A personal story of what really transpires when we
Vietnam was Hell, and this story brings readers into the heart of the jungle to experience what our brave men in uniform endured during that horrific eight - year - old conflict.
Martin E. Silenus shares his humorous essays about what the way life should be for a hard working male. Not too long, not too short, and definitely entertaining. Reading this is like having a beer and venting with your buddies. Ah, good times!
This sounds like the kind of story that belongs on the big screen because upheavals like these are visually amazing. That's why I want to read it. I want to see if it's a brain workout for the imagination to add those visuals.
This series looks so cool! It may be the next series I didn't realize I needed in my life. Looking forward to checking it out.
I love the cover and title. Cool.
The Land of Big Schnoz
After his home is destroyed by Big Schnoz, Rocky Raccoon and his friends seek revenge, but things do...
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The Marianated Nottingham and Other Abuses of...
THE MARIANATED NOTTINGHAM . . . because it’s about time someone told the truth about Robin Hood. I m...
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The Marianated Nottingham and Other Abuses of the Language Charley Pearson
THE MARIANATED NOTTINGHAM . . . because it’s about time someone told the truth about Robin Hood. I mean, think about it. Here’s this poor sheriff trying to start the world’s first national park to protect the declining deer population, and redneck Robin Hood hunts. And don’t even get me started on King Richard. At least Marian helps season things.
That one’s a full-length screenplay. Then tack on a wild collection of skits, short stories, and deranged doggerels (ballads―solid meter, strict rhyme, and no redeeming social value). A little fantasy, a dash of sci-fi, all quite off-the-wall and occasionally Pythonesque. Twenty-five things total. And no, I do not promise to stop writing this stuff.
That one’s a full-length screenplay. Then tack on a wild collection of skits, short stories, and deranged doggerels (ballads―solid meter, strict rhyme, and no redeeming social value). A little fantasy, a dash of sci-fi, all quite off-the-wall and occasionally Pythonesque. Twenty-five things total. And no, I do not promise to stop writing this stuff.
Endless Temptation: An Age Gap Secret Baby Ro...
My past was destroyed one night, taking my wife and driving a wedge between me and my son.
A wedge...
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A wedge...
Endless Temptation: An Age Gap Secret Baby Romance Prequel Ella Cooper
My past was destroyed one night, taking my wife and driving a wedge between me and my son.
A wedge that I have never been able to remove.
And now she is here - a link between us, but a fragile, delicate one.
I am a rancher, through and through - carved from the land over many years.
She is striking - physically and mentally, she stirs emotions in me that I have not acknowledged for years.
I want to take her, teach her, be with her.
I want to be all that she wants, all that she needs.
I want to show her the best of me, to wrap her up in everything that I can be.
Can this really work? Can our ages be put to one side?
Can my life, my desire, be reignited by this dancing flame that has come into my life?
I know I will do all I can to win her over and make her mine.
A wedge that I have never been able to remove.
And now she is here - a link between us, but a fragile, delicate one.
I am a rancher, through and through - carved from the land over many years.
She is striking - physically and mentally, she stirs emotions in me that I have not acknowledged for years.
I want to take her, teach her, be with her.
I want to be all that she wants, all that she needs.
I want to show her the best of me, to wrap her up in everything that I can be.
Can this really work? Can our ages be put to one side?
Can my life, my desire, be reignited by this dancing flame that has come into my life?
I know I will do all I can to win her over and make her mine.
I love a good Western Romance and your books sounds awesome!
Can’t wait to see what this talented author writes next!
Excellent!!
Siam Storm - A Thailand Adventure
Follow the adventures of a combatant monk and two unlikely heroes as they inject chaos into every si...
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Siam Storm - A Thailand Adventure Robert A Webster
Follow the adventures of a combatant monk and two unlikely heroes as they inject chaos into every situation in SIAM STORM, a hilarious action-packed thriller!
From an isolated Thai monastery in the Cardamom Jungle to the glitz and glamour of Sin City, Pattaya. The last surviving Warrior monk and two English scallywags leave no stone unturned and no mishap untouched as they inject chaos into every situation in the hunt for the oft-missing golden box that contains ancient dental remains of the Buddha.
I hope you enjoy Siam Storm and be kind enough to post a review on Amazon.
In the unlikely event you don't enjoy Siam Storm, please post bad reviews under my pen name, Charles Dickens.... he won't mind. Thank You
From an isolated Thai monastery in the Cardamom Jungle to the glitz and glamour of Sin City, Pattaya. The last surviving Warrior monk and two English scallywags leave no stone unturned and no mishap untouched as they inject chaos into every situation in the hunt for the oft-missing golden box that contains ancient dental remains of the Buddha.
I hope you enjoy Siam Storm and be kind enough to post a review on Amazon.
In the unlikely event you don't enjoy Siam Storm, please post bad reviews under my pen name, Charles Dickens.... he won't mind. Thank You
Whoops: Nobody's Perfect
WHEN IS LOVING THE WRONG PERSON THE RIGHT MOVE?
Tassie Collins has had no luck in...
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Tassie Collins has had no luck in...
Whoops: Nobody's Perfect David Stone
WHEN IS LOVING THE WRONG PERSON THE RIGHT MOVE?
Tassie Collins has had no luck in love in or outside the bedroom. She’s about to give up when, on an innocent errand, she finds her mother’s lover Tom crying in his workshop. She only means to comfort him, but sparks ignite, and…
Whoops…
They make passionate love. It’s far beyond what Tassie felt possible between a man and woman.
They agree it can never happen again, which by this point means for a fourth time. Oh well. No one is perfect.
A year later, Tassie gets some bad news... Whoops again?
Tassie Collins has had no luck in love in or outside the bedroom. She’s about to give up when, on an innocent errand, she finds her mother’s lover Tom crying in his workshop. She only means to comfort him, but sparks ignite, and…
Whoops…
They make passionate love. It’s far beyond what Tassie felt possible between a man and woman.
They agree it can never happen again, which by this point means for a fourth time. Oh well. No one is perfect.
A year later, Tassie gets some bad news... Whoops again?
Sounds very intriguing. Can't wait to read it.
Wow! Great to read about a couple who are willing to take some chances to get their lives back on track.
Can't wait.
David Stone is such a great writer!
Take Me to Your Liter
An ordinary gas station in an ordinary city in the middle of nowhere suddenly finds itself at the ce...
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the 1 train: Glimpses of New York City
A duo of short stories about life in New York City: one a contemplative take on love and connection,...
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the 1 train: Glimpses of New York City Joshua Ian
A duo of short stories about life in New York City: one a contemplative take on love and connection, one a wry and witty observation of a frugal night on the town.
Ye Olde Magick Shoppe
Join Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his sidekick Jenni the sprite in this short story about an...
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Ye Olde Magick Shoppe Claire Buss
Join Ned Spinks, Chief Thief-Catcher, and his sidekick Jenni the sprite in this short story about an unwanted magick shoppe.
Interesting ideas here and I love the cover!
Love stories where there is both humor and magic. Sounds great!
Sounds great!
This story sounds adorable!
The cover looks intriguing, very interested as to what goes on inside the shoppe!
Go to Town
When Rocky becomes curious about Big Schnoz's day he enlists the aid of his friends, but when their...
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Fossils - Viagra Snuff and Rock 'n' Roll
First Book in From Britain With Love Series !
Proof that age is just a number and getting old doe...
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Proof that age is just a number and getting old doe...
Fossils - Viagra Snuff and Rock 'n' Roll Robert A Webster
First Book in From Britain With Love Series !
Proof that age is just a number and getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it… Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it’s never seen the likes of these four geriatric musicians who form a band called Fossils.
Chaos erupts after winning a national competition when a local DJ who entered their recording into the contest labels Fossils as a vibrant young rock band.
Fearing the English press persecuting them and their families when they find out the truth, the four flee England until they can resolve their situation.
I hope you enjoy Fossils and be kind enough to post a review on AMAZON .
Thank You
Proof that age is just a number and getting old doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it… Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Fossdyke Retirement Home has seen its fair share of quirky characters, but it’s never seen the likes of these four geriatric musicians who form a band called Fossils.
Chaos erupts after winning a national competition when a local DJ who entered their recording into the contest labels Fossils as a vibrant young rock band.
Fearing the English press persecuting them and their families when they find out the truth, the four flee England until they can resolve their situation.
I hope you enjoy Fossils and be kind enough to post a review on AMAZON .
Thank You
REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES
REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES, in the world of Extreme Sports nothing stands out like “Sand Dune Riding”....
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REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES Martin E. Silenus
REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES, in the world of Extreme Sports nothing stands out like “Sand Dune Riding”. Ripping the giant sand dunes at speed on dirt bike, quads, and side by sides. Jumps that are measured in hundreds of feet and frozen seconds of hang time. This documentary in the form of a daily blog, tracks the efforts and activities of a small intrepid group of “sand dune junkies” as they make the sixteen hundred mile return trip pilgrimage to the Mecca of Sand Dunes, the St. Anthony Dunes of Rexburg, Idaho.
Checkout what goes on behind the scenes, the work to make the trip, the support gear, the crazy people, the weather, and the travelling, the mind numbing travelling.
REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES, the world of the off-road sand junkies. By Martin E. Silenus. Pickup a copy today!
Checkout what goes on behind the scenes, the work to make the trip, the support gear, the crazy people, the weather, and the travelling, the mind numbing travelling.
REXBURG SAND CHRONICLES, the world of the off-road sand junkies. By Martin E. Silenus. Pickup a copy today!
Vietnam was Hell, and this story brings readers into the heart of the jungle to experience what our brave men in uniform endured during that horrific eight - year - old conflict.
Martin E. Silenus shares his humorous essays about what the way life should be for a hard working male. Not too long, not too short, and definitely entertaining. Reading this is like having a beer and venting with your buddies. Ah, good times!
This sounds like the kind of story that belongs on the big screen because upheavals like these are visually amazing. That's why I want to read it. I want to see if it's a brain workout for the imagination to add those visuals.
This series looks so cool! It may be the next series I didn't realize I needed in my life. Looking forward to checking it out.
I love the cover and title. Cool.
Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas C...
2019 Illumination Book Awards Bronze Medalist!
"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy ma...
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"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy ma...
Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy Joseph Cillo Jr.
2019 Illumination Book Awards Bronze Medalist!
"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man..."
Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael, the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN!
So, who is Carlton St. Michael?
Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead. Caught dead in Jersey. Twice.
And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN).
A Christmas Comedy, of all things.
But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.
Don't wait to see it on the URN. You have to be dead...
"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man..."
Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael, the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN!
So, who is Carlton St. Michael?
Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead. Caught dead in Jersey. Twice.
And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN).
A Christmas Comedy, of all things.
But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.
Don't wait to see it on the URN. You have to be dead...
Dylan's Cosydoze
gone? And can Mum
and Dad get Dylan to sleep without it?
A funny, heart-...
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and Dad get Dylan to sleep without it?
A funny, heart-...
Dylan's Cosydoze Elsa Joseph
gone? And can Mum
and Dad get Dylan to sleep without it?
A funny, heart-warming story for very
young readers told in rhyme.
and Dad get Dylan to sleep without it?
A funny, heart-warming story for very
young readers told in rhyme.
Really amazing story about what love can do with us. I like how characters are so real and so vivid, you drown in their story. Natasha is so strong woman and I admire by her. She decided to save her lover despise the fact that they are parted the life gave her to be with another man and forget all her sorrow. But she chooses the love!
Elsa Joseph's novels keep the pages turning.! The plot lines are fantastic, the characters seem real and believable and the writing is rich with description. The Best Kept Secret is a novel with mystery, thriller and romantic elements.
Elsa Joseph is a smart writer. I definitely enjoyed reading her books :)
Elsa Joseph does great work depicting the conflict Natasha is feeling over the two loves in her life. Her writing is original and well worth the read.
Refreshing to read a novel written in Third Person. Natasha is someone you can root for. As for London, what a gorgeous landscape to set
your story in. Been there, so the descriptions bring back fond memories. Good pacing, smart dialogue.
Back to School Toots Funny Choose Your Own Fa...
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Back to School Toots Funny Choose Your Own Fart Hashtag for Kids Rylee Reed
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Brighten the school day with these crazy, stinky toots. Get interactive by choosing your favorite fart hashtags! From polite poots to gassy booms, these toots are extremely smart and very funny - and they show up when parents and teachers least expect it. Whether in class or after school, you can't escape them. Girls and boys, get ready to make some noise!
Brighten the school day with these crazy, stinky toots. Get interactive by choosing your favorite fart hashtags! From polite poots to gassy booms, these toots are extremely smart and very funny - and they show up when parents and teachers least expect it. Whether in class or after school, you can't escape them. Girls and boys, get ready to make some noise!
Minx
Hi! I’m Miranda Blake and this is my story. Well, sort of. It’s more like a twisted fairytale, if yo...
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Minx Maggie Adams
Hi! I’m Miranda Blake and this is my story. Well, sort of. It’s more like a twisted fairytale, if you believe in them. Except there’s no beautiful, young princess with perky breasts, perfectly coiffed hair and a sassy attitude. I’m closing in on fifty, thirty pounds overweight according to Weight Watchers, and, after nursing two kids and that bitch, gravity, doing her job, I’m lucky the ladies don’t hit my knees. The gorgeous brown mane of hair is slightly frizzy from my ridiculous attempts to recapture my youth by dyeing the hell out of it. As for sassy attitude, well, it wasn’t so long ago that I was a doormat. And the charming prince who sweeps me off my feet into the life of my dreams? I have a dog called Prince, who knocks me on my ass if I’m in the way when the doorbell rings.
Solstice Surprise
A blizzard, an urgent plea, a desperate journey, and the most important moment of their lives.
Ac...
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Solstice Surprise Gabbi Grey
A blizzard, an urgent plea, a desperate journey, and the most important moment of their lives.
Action movie star Peter Erickson is spending the Christmas holidays ensconced with his in-laws and his new husband. In the wilds of Northern British Columbia, they are as far away from the bustle of the city as they can get.
Thomas Walsh and his famous husband are deeply in love. Although he prefers the intimacy of their city house, he’s come home to face the reason he left ten years ago, and to finally tell his parents the truth.
A desperate phone call has the couple scrambling. Will they get back to Vancouver in the middle of a snowstorm in time for their solstice surprise?
Action movie star Peter Erickson is spending the Christmas holidays ensconced with his in-laws and his new husband. In the wilds of Northern British Columbia, they are as far away from the bustle of the city as they can get.
Thomas Walsh and his famous husband are deeply in love. Although he prefers the intimacy of their city house, he’s come home to face the reason he left ten years ago, and to finally tell his parents the truth.
A desperate phone call has the couple scrambling. Will they get back to Vancouver in the middle of a snowstorm in time for their solstice surprise?
This story covers a tense, yet ultimately joyful time in Peter and Thomas’ life. They’re an established couple, very much in love, but there are past secrets that they need to address with the family, then a potentially wonderful future they have to race across country in a blizzard to claim. I loved meeting the people who helped them along the way, and how supportive they were to each other, in their desperate journey to conquer everything life and nature threw in their way. It was a suspenseful and rewarding read.
So much fun reading a story set in locations I know! A relaxing Christmas holiday turns into a frantic journey in a snowstorm--and their journey is so Canadian. ;-)
Cattitude Cozy Cat Puns
A cat humor picture book that's a purrfect light reading snack for cat lovers, pet humor fans and re...
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Cattitude Cozy Cat Puns Rylee Reed
A cat humor picture book that's a purrfect light reading snack for cat lovers, pet humor fans and readers of cozy animal mystery books. Get a 12-page preview of our latest release available on Amazon Kindle. Meow's your chance to curl up and enjoy our witty cat companions. Best viewed in vibrant color on your tablet!
Volume One in the Cozy Animal Pun Series. Volume 2: Cozy Cat Puns for Christmas
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Volume One in the Cozy Animal Pun Series. Volume 2: Cozy Cat Puns for Christmas
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When a Bear Came Into Camp
It’s a dark summer night and one lone camper has just made camp in the middle of the woods, no one e...
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Win, Lose, or Roach
In retaliation for the capture of their own, an army of roaches seeks revenge attempting to seize th...
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